If you sing with headphones on, you might be a Steve.
If you brush your teeth before drinking orange juice, you might be a Steve.
If you go to the gym for a swipe-your-card workout, you might be a Steve.
If you think Titanic was just a movie, you might be a Steve.
If you think the Hunger Games is based on a true story, you might be a Steve.
If you drive with your aircon on and windows down, you might be a Steve.
If you order an avo burger minus the avo, you might be a Steve.
If you can't write a sentence without LOL, YOLO, BRB, GR8 and ROTFL, you might be a Steve.
If you've ever watched paint dry, you might be a Steve.